you're not likely to find a lot of useful things here, unless you're me. this is mostly arranged for my benefit, but with the thought in mind that somebody else might come along and be curious about who i am, what i like, or what web pages i visit on a regular basis. so, feel free to poke around and peek under the rugs.

do realize, though, that i make no apologies for the material contained within. you may find something useful, you may find something funny, and you may find something offensive. but as with the rest of the internet, your experience here is at your own risk, and Not My Problem.

that said, i hope you enjoy your stay. click the links in the nav bar at the bottom to move around. with a little luck, they won't even change on you.

New: Mattel sent me (well, my webserver host) a cease-and-desist letter asking that the Obscene Magic 8-ball be removed. We complied, but I'm still laughing about it.