everybody gets a lot of spam. some people even make comics out of it. me? i like to read the From: line. sure, sometimes the anti-Bayesian-filter text is kind of funny, but it's usually the names that get me. here are some of my favorites, courtesy of my new culling script.

• Singularly V. Docudrama (filed 10/20/2005)
• Ghastliness G. Fallacy (filed 9/19/2005)
• Cleanest R. Retainer (filed 9/17/2005)
• Brokering F. Buttock (filed 9/11/2005)
• Boycotting A. Tenderly (filed 9/2/2005)
• Karol A. Angstroms (filed 8/8/2005)
• Transceiver G. Newton (filed 8/5/2005)
• Donation T. Outline (filed 7/28/2005)
• Structural U. Quilter (filed 7/25/2005)
• Partiality D. Monaco (filed 7/22/2005)
• Consequent Q. Coagulant (filed 7/7/2005)
• Befall U. Returnables (filed 6/24/2005)
• Toilets O. Usefulness (filed 6/22/2005)
• Zionist H. Syllogism (filed 6/20/2005)
• Erasmus T. Strata (filed 6/16/2005)
• Equally H. Crumpling (filed 6/13/2005)
• Untruthful Q. Muffins (filed 6/6/2005)
• Inflammation P. Egoist (filed 5/25/2005 - the same day as my Physical Therapy appointment)
• Vintner S. Android (filed 5/23/2005)
• Cryptography B. Whippersnapper (filed 5/19/2005)
• Masterminding V. Sabbatical (filed 5/18/2005)
• Sol D. Televangelist (filed 5/18/2005)
• Sealing L. Creepy (filed 5/18/2005)
• Chairwoman U. Shoot (filed 5/7/2005)
• Scotchmen E. Minicomputer (filed 5/7/2005)
• Steamies I. Proverbially (filed 5/4/2005)
• Wales T. Fabrication (filed 5/3/2005)
• Product E. Castigation (filed 5/2/2005)
• Fist B. Fond (filed 5/2/2005)
• Smugly L. Invoice (filed 5/2/2005)
• Abacuses O. Negro (filed 5/2/2005)
• Frightfully S. Landfill (filed 5/2/2005)
• Nontrivial R. Liberalization (filed 5/2/2005)
• Eloquence A. Monocle (filed 5/2/2005)